Chuck E. Cheese is hell on earth. One of the greatest things about my kids being older is that I no long get stuck driving them to birthday parties at that wretched establishment.
Last time I was there, I think I saw the largest living human still capable of leaving his house. He was eating a large (and very bad) pizza. By himself. His family had their own pizzas and appeared to know they'd better not touch his.
Nice rig! That would make the commute interesting, eh?
ReplyDeleteChuck E. Cheese is hell on earth. One of the greatest things about my kids being older is that I no long get stuck driving them to birthday parties at that wretched establishment.
ReplyDeleteLast time I was there, I think I saw the largest living human still capable of leaving his house. He was eating a large (and very bad) pizza. By himself. His family had their own pizzas and appeared to know they'd better not touch his.
I still have nightmares.
I just can't wait to go again! It was so much fun! Wheee! /mild sarcasm
ReplyDeleteI'll bet we could get a sitter and have Valentine's Day dinner at Chuck E Cheese....
ReplyDeleteOh! Yes! Please!
ReplyDeleteIt was either that or White Castle. Because you're worth it.
ReplyDeleteMan. I'm gonna tell my wife I know a couple who celebrated Valentine's Day at Chuck E. Cheese, and she'll suddenly think I'm The Man.
ReplyDeleteEr, not that she doesn't already ...
I hope you had a romantic evening free of the aroma of cheap pizza and urine-stained carpet.
If chuckee served beer, it would be better.
ReplyDeleteBy the way, the photo is very interesting. It looks a little like you, but it's also creepy. I mean that as a compliment.
ReplyDeleteChuck E does serve beer. Wine too!
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