Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Theme Rides

Jim was talking about maybe having a theme ride some Saturday morning. So, having a bit of free time on my hands I decided to visit my local eBay to see what kind of deal I could find on furry assless chaps. I certainly wasn't expecting this.

YOU ARE BIDDING ON A PHENOMINAL PAIR OF NASTY PIG BRAND CHAPS WITH A RED STRIPE DOWN THE LEG. THIS IS PERFECT FOR THE GUY WHO CANNOT JUSTIFY SPENDING ALL THAT MONEY ON A NEW PAIR BUT WOULD BE COMPLETELY HAPPY WITH A USED PAIR. THEY ARE MADE OUT OF A RUBBER NEOPRENE STYLE WITH A LOT OF STRETCH! NOW THESE CHAPS HAVE BEEN TO A LOT OF LEATHER EVENTS AND CURCUIT PARTIES. THEY STILL LOOK AWESOME EVEN WITHT THE LITTLE SPOTS. THE SPOTS ARE WHERE THE RUBBER HAS KIND OF WORN OFF BUT IS HARDLY NOTICABLE...ESPECEALLY WHEN YOU GO OUT. PLEASE LOOK CLOSELY AT THE PICS. I MADE SURE THAT THE SPOTS CAN BE SEEN WITH THE CAMERA. THIS IS ONE ITEM I WILL REFUND IF YOU ARE NOT FULLY SATISFIED. YOU MUST BE RESPONSIBLE SHIPPING COSTS IF YOU RETURN IT TO ME. PLEASE NOTE, BLACK MOTORCYCLE RIDING BOOTS AND THONG ARE NOT INCLUDED IN THIS AUCTION. THESE ARE PRETTY EXPENSIVE WHEN NEW. I WILL ACCEPT CHECK OR MONEY ORDER, BUT IT MUST CLEAR BEFORE I SEND THE CHAPS OUT. GOOD LUCK AND HAPPY BIDDING! CHECK OUT MY OTHER AUCTION ITEMS!
assless chaps

On second thought, maybe I'll just skip that ride. I'm sure I'm going to be out of town that weekend.

Date: March 13
Mileage: 26
Ride type/Bike: Commute/Schwinn
March mileage: 82
Year to date mileage: 683

Date: March 14
Mileage: 30
Ride type/Bike: Commute/Schwinn
March mileage: 112
Year to date mileage: 713

3 comments:

rigtenzin said...

I didn't know you looked so good in boots.

rigtenzin said...

I thought you'd get lots of comments about this, but maybe it just made everyone feel creepy seeing a guy's butt sticking out of those chaps. They're all so judgmental.

Lunatic Biker said...

Howz about we start with some type of argyle ride before we have our asses hanging out for ridicule.